Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Watch Your Step

Inspired by "The Tortoise and The Hare" by Aesop 

     There once was a forest, located in a land long since forgotten where animals ruled and possessed human like consciousness; it was here, on this particular day that a troubling sight indeed could be found.

            “How slow you are! It’s a wonder you manage to make it anywhere!” a rambunctious hare would mock a seemingly timid tortoise, running circles around him in teasing fashion.

            “There is more to life than speed, Mister Hare.” The tortoise would rebuttal, eyes slowly following the other with evident annoyance about him.

            “Is that so, eh? How about you put your money where your mouth is then!” the hare would toss the gauntlet down, confidence and ego bleeding out of him at every corner.

            “And just how do you propose I go about doing that?”

            “A race of course! That is… unless you’re too terrified that I’ll be right in the end!” Mister Hare would laugh, hands coming to his gut as he could barely contain himself at this point.

            “Indeed…” Mister Tortoise would trail off for a moment of reflection before resuming, “…I accept your challenge then.”

            “You’re kidding me! Right? You don’t stand a chance!” he would laugh even more at this stage, a tear swelling in his eye from joy.

            “We will see Mister Hare.”

            “Well, if you’re so certain about wanting to lose! I will let you plot the racetrack! Gotta give you a little hope.”

Upon hearing those words, a small smirk would arrive on the lips of the tortoise who would eagerly yet slowly crawl deeper into the wood. “I shall meet you at this clearing in the morning, Mister Fox will referee for us.”

“Whatever! See you then!”

And without another word from either beast, the remainder of the day would pass without a hitch.

Morning would come soon enough, the hare awaking from his slumber and speeding over to the clearing mentioned the day prior. Upon arrival, the furry beast would note the tortoise, and the fox, and various other creatures of the wood who had come to watch this race; reveling in the prospect of an audience, the hare would bombastically strut into the clearing without care.

“Good morning, Mister Hare.” The tortoise would greet, showing sportsmanship that was true to his character.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah let us get on with it already! I got places to be!” Impatience coated the words of the hare, who would take his position on the starting line with haste.

As Mister Tortoise crawled towards his starting position, Mister Fox would stand between the two on the opposite side of the line. “The race is to be kept to the dirt path behind me, the winner is the first to crossing the line at the end of the path... no foul play of any sort, is that understood?”

“Of course.” Tortoise spoke, finally reaching the starting line.

“Duh!” replied Hare, foot tapping in impatient fashion.

“Very well…. Begin!”

Hare would burst out into a full sprint, a trail of cloudy dust in his wake as he careened down the dirt path in front of him; occasionally, he would glance back for a moment or two to see not a single sign of the tortoise, which caused a hearty laugh to escape from his belly. “What a fool! Challenging me! Speed isn’t everything? Don’t make me la-“ Suddenly, Hare’s train of thought was brought to a halt and replaced with a far different sensation… one of falling.

It was over as quickly as the sensation was felt, a loud crash as he felt his tailbone collide with the hardened ground beneath him; darkness surrounded him in every direction but directly up, where faint remnants of the sun above shone down to provide bare minimum dimness to his surroundings. “What… how did I?” Mister Hare spoke, utterly perplexed before being overcome with another new sensation. With a yell of agony, a rush of pain would surge through his body as he began to desperately clutch at his gut; confused and distraught, his eyes would soon adjust to the light and allow him to see the source of the pain; horror coated him as he noted the three jagged and splintered spikes of wood that had pierced his torso, his gorgeous brown fur stained with fresh blood seeping out from the wounds.

“Help! Somebody help me!” he would cry out, his vision hopelessly shifting up towards the whole he fell down. Hours would pass, the poor furry creature slipping in and out of consciousness as the blood slowly seeped out from him.

“Well, I did say that speed wasn’t everything in life, Mister Hare.”

Finally hearing another voice, Hare would shoot his eyes upward towards the entrance of the pit and spot none other than Mister Tortoise.

“Tortoise! Help! I’m… I’m…”

“Oh but of course you are, after all I was the one who set up this little… trial for you.” The once timid expression of the tortoise now shifted, pure malice and sadism being all that remained.

“H-how could you… I was just teasing... I’m… sorry…!” it was becoming increasingly more difficult to speak, to breathe… to exist at all.

“Fear not my friend, I’ll finish the race and tell them that you were so fast they completely missed you! After all, that’s what you would want… isn’t it?”

Shaking his head, tears would sprout from the corners of the hare’s eyes.

“Goodbye, Mister Hare.” And without another word, the evil creature would begin is slow crawl once more towards the finish line.

            The heat would continue to escape from his body, as the darkness that surrounded him only continued to grow and envelop him; the heaving of his chest began to slow, his eyes grew heavy as his arm extended upward once more seeking help...

...and then there was nothing but darkness.

To this day, no one in that wood was certain of what became of dear old Mister Hare; some say he was so fast that he is still running to this day, others say he was embarrassed by his loss to Tortoise and he ran away.

In the end, it did not really matter to the woodland creatures that happily went about their lives unknowing of the rotting corpse that laid beneath their feet.

The end.

Tuesday, January 8, 2019

FARRAIGE FILE #1916: HOMETOWN STRUGGLES

ONE DAY BEFORE THE RED WAR BEGINS

It’s hard to describe what’s so charming about the landscape of Pluto, but I love it here more than any other body in the Solar System; it’s a place I’m proud to call home.

That doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a laundry list of problems though; even in my previous life I could see it clear as day but chose to do nothing about it. You see, there’s a code out here in the outer rim of the Solar System… Lie, Cheat, Steal. I know it’s not exactly the most moral of lifestyle choices, but it’s all that we had to go by; but it’s only gotten worse over the last year: Hive population tripled, Veph Sin and her merry band of smugglers have taken up the drug trade… the list goes on.

I’d drag Zavala out here so he could see just how ignorant he is, but he’d probably just put me to sleep with a drawn-out speech about The Traveler. That’s why I’m leaving at sunrise back to The Tower, keep the promise I made Amanda when I said I’d show her my home; maybe she’ll be able to talk some sense into Zavala with a little help from Cayde, hard to say at the moment really.

Never know what the future might hold, but I’m certain that the outer rim will know peaceful living someday.

I’m all in on that bet.


END OF RECORDING

FARRAIGE FILE #3017: SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

THREE DAYS AFTER THE DEATH OF ULDREN SOV

Let’s just clear the air right now by saying that I didn’t ask for this Guardian gig; but when life throws you a second roll of the dice, you take the gamble all the same. You can tell I spent WAY too much time hanging out with… Cayde.

What I’m trying to say is that I don’t regret the choices I’ve made since I became a guardian, even if that means I’m on Zavala’s naughty list; digging into my previous life and focusing on helping those in the Outer Rim that he chooses to ignore? Don’t regret that one bit.

Even still, me and Zavala have an understanding with one another even if we dislike each other; he may not fancy the choices I have made while I simultaneously disprove his negligence of the Solar System’s outer rim, there’s a respect for each other after everything that went down with Oryx, Ghaul, Xol… the list goes on.

I may be a smooth talker, a sharp shooter and a rebel, but I take this gig VERY seriously; they don’t call me ‘The White Wolf’ for nothing. Do I tend to cause a little bit of ruckus wherever I go? Sure; but I always get the job done my way, and shouldn’t getting the job done successfully be all that matters there, Z?

Truth is, losing Cayde and then killing that silver spoon sucking prick Uldren got me thinking; which is why I’m having Icee record this data entry.

Anyway, you can consider this me signing off for the night, Petra made some ramen in honor of Cayde with an Awoken twist.

If I die of food poisoning Icee, try not to burst out in a fit of laughter again.

END OF RECORDING.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Mismatched Pieces

Her heart was a puzzle presented to him, a culmination of poorly cut pieces that wouldn't fit together just right. 

When others would throw it in the trash, or ask for a refund; he would stay, spending every waking second of the day trying to put the pieces together.

Captivated and in love, he was proud to call the puzzle his, even with mismatched pieces. 

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Light Years Away


The stars shine bright amongst the blackness of space

There's millions out there, each with a story,

And among the vast regions of space, are two perfectly aligned.



Their stories may not be the exact same, but they fit together one and the same,

And even if the worst was to come, a cosmic occurrence that causes the two to part.

Yet neither star has any semblance of fear,

Because they both know that their love will never fade.

Even several light years away.



Galaxies of various colors and hues, keep them apart

Making it impossible to get their orbits right.

They ramble for days to their cosmic neighbors,

Aiming to fill the void of not being by one another's side.

Despite all this, however, neither stays sad for long.

Because their hearts and souls are one.

Even several light years away.



Everyone questions their love.

Dubbing it no more than fake.

Neither let this drag them down.

For both know that their love grows stronger,

Each and every day,

Even several light years away.


The day will soon come,

When their host galaxies collide,

Causing the parted lovers to reunite.

They orbit close, like no two stars before,

Realization strikes that nothing can shatter their love,

Even several light years away.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

The Legend of Dottingheim

 A long time ago, in a kingdom ever so far from here laid a peaceful little kingdom by the name of Dottngheim. It was here that a handsome and burly king by the name of Reginald Von Dottingsby ruled lovingly over the kingdom's people.

One bright sunny day, the king met a fair maiden by the name of Sophia Dottingson, the daughter of a wealthy merchant from the Isle of Dottsworth. The two quickly fell in love and were soon wed, making the fair Sophia queen of Dottingheim. She was beloved by all, a true patron for charity who always donated time and resources to those in need. The once happy kingdom now soared into a state of utopia and it would see that King Reginald would rule forever!

Several years later, the king and queen procreated, giving birth to a young and dashing son who they named Stephen. He was a prodigy sent down to Dottingheim from the Gods, the top of his class, a wooer of women, a connoisseur of the fine arts and an excellent fighter. He was burly, handsome, wealthy and caring. Donning a ravishing top hat and monocle, Prince Stephen became a blessing to all, his gorgeous mustache and marvelous muscles captivated the townspeople, causing them to elect him as the one true protector of Dottingheim.

When the prince struck the age of 17 he became the commanding officer of Dottingheim's elite band of knights. Under his leadership the kingdom was safe from all threats for the next four years, causing young Stephen to become an absolute legend. Why it is said that he slayed the thousand guardians of the Underworld merely by flexing his burly muscles and gorgeous mustache.

However, as the old saying goes, all good things must eventually come to an end. On the prince's 21 birthday the town was attacked by none other than the barbaric alliance of Dottington and Dottle. They struck Dottingheim in the middle of the night, the kingdom under siege by the sheer volume of arrows and catapults the enemy had acquired since the prince's birth.

Raising his mighty sword, the prince fearlessly led the kingdom's elite three hundred knights in against the massive army of their attackers. The battle that ensued was long, bloody, horrifying. Casualties on both sides including the prince's parents, who's bed chambers had been struck by a catapult early into the invasion.

Three days passed and the once lush green landscape that was Dottingheim was now nothing more than a dark brown from the dried blood that coated it. Houses were reduced to ash and corpses littered the streets. Castle Dottingheim was in rumble and with the exception of a few lucky souls, Prince Stephen was the only one to survive. Horrified by the tragedy that had befallen his home, Stephen fled the kingdom in pursuit of a life away from those who would be out for his head.

After seven years of travelling, the now wise Stephen found sanctuary in a tiny forest village known as Dotton. It was here that he made love to a fair dot woman and had children... four to be exact. Their names were Dot, Dotty, Dottette and DotDot. When the children were merely toddlers, their mother succumbed to a horrible disease that ended her life abruptly. This left wise Stephen, who hides his origins under the ruse of the name Steve, to care for the children in their lovely wood cottage.

What happened to them after is lost to woes of time, though legend speaks of them surviving a great flood and discovering a new oasis to call home.