Tuesday, January 26, 2021

Watch Your Step

Inspired by "The Tortoise and The Hare" by Aesop 

     There once was a forest, located in a land long since forgotten where animals ruled and possessed human like consciousness; it was here, on this particular day that a troubling sight indeed could be found.

            “How slow you are! It’s a wonder you manage to make it anywhere!” a rambunctious hare would mock a seemingly timid tortoise, running circles around him in teasing fashion.

            “There is more to life than speed, Mister Hare.” The tortoise would rebuttal, eyes slowly following the other with evident annoyance about him.

            “Is that so, eh? How about you put your money where your mouth is then!” the hare would toss the gauntlet down, confidence and ego bleeding out of him at every corner.

            “And just how do you propose I go about doing that?”

            “A race of course! That is… unless you’re too terrified that I’ll be right in the end!” Mister Hare would laugh, hands coming to his gut as he could barely contain himself at this point.

            “Indeed…” Mister Tortoise would trail off for a moment of reflection before resuming, “…I accept your challenge then.”

            “You’re kidding me! Right? You don’t stand a chance!” he would laugh even more at this stage, a tear swelling in his eye from joy.

            “We will see Mister Hare.”

            “Well, if you’re so certain about wanting to lose! I will let you plot the racetrack! Gotta give you a little hope.”

Upon hearing those words, a small smirk would arrive on the lips of the tortoise who would eagerly yet slowly crawl deeper into the wood. “I shall meet you at this clearing in the morning, Mister Fox will referee for us.”

“Whatever! See you then!”

And without another word from either beast, the remainder of the day would pass without a hitch.

Morning would come soon enough, the hare awaking from his slumber and speeding over to the clearing mentioned the day prior. Upon arrival, the furry beast would note the tortoise, and the fox, and various other creatures of the wood who had come to watch this race; reveling in the prospect of an audience, the hare would bombastically strut into the clearing without care.

“Good morning, Mister Hare.” The tortoise would greet, showing sportsmanship that was true to his character.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah let us get on with it already! I got places to be!” Impatience coated the words of the hare, who would take his position on the starting line with haste.

As Mister Tortoise crawled towards his starting position, Mister Fox would stand between the two on the opposite side of the line. “The race is to be kept to the dirt path behind me, the winner is the first to crossing the line at the end of the path... no foul play of any sort, is that understood?”

“Of course.” Tortoise spoke, finally reaching the starting line.

“Duh!” replied Hare, foot tapping in impatient fashion.

“Very well…. Begin!”

Hare would burst out into a full sprint, a trail of cloudy dust in his wake as he careened down the dirt path in front of him; occasionally, he would glance back for a moment or two to see not a single sign of the tortoise, which caused a hearty laugh to escape from his belly. “What a fool! Challenging me! Speed isn’t everything? Don’t make me la-“ Suddenly, Hare’s train of thought was brought to a halt and replaced with a far different sensation… one of falling.

It was over as quickly as the sensation was felt, a loud crash as he felt his tailbone collide with the hardened ground beneath him; darkness surrounded him in every direction but directly up, where faint remnants of the sun above shone down to provide bare minimum dimness to his surroundings. “What… how did I?” Mister Hare spoke, utterly perplexed before being overcome with another new sensation. With a yell of agony, a rush of pain would surge through his body as he began to desperately clutch at his gut; confused and distraught, his eyes would soon adjust to the light and allow him to see the source of the pain; horror coated him as he noted the three jagged and splintered spikes of wood that had pierced his torso, his gorgeous brown fur stained with fresh blood seeping out from the wounds.

“Help! Somebody help me!” he would cry out, his vision hopelessly shifting up towards the whole he fell down. Hours would pass, the poor furry creature slipping in and out of consciousness as the blood slowly seeped out from him.

“Well, I did say that speed wasn’t everything in life, Mister Hare.”

Finally hearing another voice, Hare would shoot his eyes upward towards the entrance of the pit and spot none other than Mister Tortoise.

“Tortoise! Help! I’m… I’m…”

“Oh but of course you are, after all I was the one who set up this little… trial for you.” The once timid expression of the tortoise now shifted, pure malice and sadism being all that remained.

“H-how could you… I was just teasing... I’m… sorry…!” it was becoming increasingly more difficult to speak, to breathe… to exist at all.

“Fear not my friend, I’ll finish the race and tell them that you were so fast they completely missed you! After all, that’s what you would want… isn’t it?”

Shaking his head, tears would sprout from the corners of the hare’s eyes.

“Goodbye, Mister Hare.” And without another word, the evil creature would begin is slow crawl once more towards the finish line.

            The heat would continue to escape from his body, as the darkness that surrounded him only continued to grow and envelop him; the heaving of his chest began to slow, his eyes grew heavy as his arm extended upward once more seeking help...

...and then there was nothing but darkness.

To this day, no one in that wood was certain of what became of dear old Mister Hare; some say he was so fast that he is still running to this day, others say he was embarrassed by his loss to Tortoise and he ran away.

In the end, it did not really matter to the woodland creatures that happily went about their lives unknowing of the rotting corpse that laid beneath their feet.

The end.